May 2012
Right now I'm crying.
Because the bag my burrito was in ripped, and the burrito wasn’t wrapped well enough in the foil, so it all landed on the ground.
So basically I spent nine dollars on a fucking soda.
I don’t have money for this shit.
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
thebamboozledcatholiclesbian:
The Leonard gif XD
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
Unfuck tomorrow morning!
ifiwasscared:
unfuckyourhabitat:
Wash the dishes in your sink
Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
Make your lunch
Put your keys somewhere obvious
Wash your face and brush your teeth
Charge your electronics
Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
Set your alarm
Go to bed at...
A day with my period.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.