September 2011
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Write a story.
No one is allowed to read it.
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I like tits.
Guys are lying when they say boob size doesn't...
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When teachers give you an assignment and say:...
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Just ate about three pounds of sushi.
Oh god, I love all you can eat sushi.
So good.
Yes, Pornhub, I would like to share this video...
iwatchyourgrandmother:
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some bad movies, a girlfriend, and some pizzza...
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So, you can't block from seeing people post on...
What the fucking fuck, Facebook?
I fucking hate you so much.
Now I have to muddle through this guy’s ten billion video posts about shitty rap songs pertaining to weed, and this moron’s stupid news bulletins, and this bitch’s all Spanish rants just to get to my actual friends’ posts.
Ugh.
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reblog if you dont have a bra on
honestrobert:
i’m a dude, so…
August 2011
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I don't even know why I open Facebook anymore.
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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
thefifthhorseman:
iliketodisco:
hermione-ganja:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I...
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Reblog if you are against bullying
ronnietheunicorn:
this must have more notes
^^^^^
According to Pink, I'm fucking perfect. So fuck...
cloudedmindseenothing:
But according to Hannah Montana, nobody’s perfect.
But according to Selena Gomez, i’m perfect
But according to Katy Perry I’m a firework
But according to Bruno Mars, I’m amazing, just the way I am
According To Rebecca Black It’s Friday
According to my calendar, it’s MONDAY!
Yes.
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kerrinikole:
bouncingtits replied to your post: What was your favorite thing to do as a child?
ily!
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I only watch Glee for Kurt.
I think the show is terrible, but Kurt is a fucking sex kitten.
Does that make me a bad person?
That fucking snarling note he makes in Animal, holy fucking shit.
kerrinikole replied to your post: Orange!
The only one I already knew was the second to last one. Yay for learning!
Yay!
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ohthereyouarekerri asked: Orange!
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mynameisjeremie asked: You're my internet best friend :D <3
“Wait, cucumbers can give you AIDs?”
“Seriously? Because I just had them on my salad…”
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I can't wait for the Halloween undies to come out...
FUCK YEAH.
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