WoW WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE UPDATES AND SHIT.
Calm down, bro.
July 2011
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Fourteen years ago today, the magic began.
30th June, 1997: The first ever edition of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was released.
June 2011
watershipdowneyjr replied to your post: Did you know that most of the Marvel superheroes have the same first letter of their first and last name that match?
I knew they did, but I didn’t know that was why.
I saw it on an interview between Kevin Smith and Stan Lee.
Learned a lot from it.
It’s actually on Netflix.
Did you know that most of the Marvel superheroes have the same first letter of their first and last name that match?
All because Stan Lee has trouble with names, lol.
I'm such a fucking idiot.
Why the fuck did I let that happen?
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When someone on Facebook from whom you've blocked from seeing their posts likes a status of yours.
lolwherethefuckdidyoucomefrom?
epitomeofmediocrity replied to your photo: I r sad Sam today. I had to remove my sternum…
Still gorgeous.
You’re always so sweet.
Did your mother eat lots of sugar while you were in her womb?
I'm gonna lick out your brain.
at least i have friends in animal crossing
There needs to be a Hogwarts Sims game.
And instead of body/chemistry/art/etc as the skills, we have charms/herbology/potions/etc.
Dr. Temperance Brennan translates and explains the vernacular and culture of the "Guido tribes"
“Creeping”
“GTL”
*Two girls dancing on one another in the club*
*Two guys are fist pumping and start heading towards the dancing girls*
*The two guys are lifting their shirts up while dancing with the two girls*
*A girl is dancing promiscuously on a guy*
*Two guys fighting*
Delivery guy: Put on some lip gloss, “Mary”!
Peppe: I will ‘cause your mother likes my lips soft!
“You feel me?”
LMFAO!!! Hahaha I love Brennan!
GO BRENNAN
in a perfect world:
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Has anyone ever thought that chip bags aren’t full because if they were, all the chips would break anyway?