May 2011
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
Spinach and sausage pizza... come to me... come to...
Where is the delivery man? My stomach is going, “Rawr!”
May 1st
May 1st
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May 1st
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Fuck yeah, Dominos tracker.
ilu<3
May 1st
When the music's loud, so is my singing.
But fuck you if you’re going to catch me singing if there’s any chance you can hear it at all.
May 1st
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May 1st
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Work is fucking drastic today.
Shit.
May 1st
April 2011
I'm tired.
And eating Whoppers for breakfast. Yum.
Apr 30th
Finding your mouse on your desk at four in the...
Little fucking shit.
Apr 30th
Writing a new story.
Oh man, I don’t think it’s been done before, either. Damn, this rocks.
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for Potter...
sweetbea: lovebeyondmeasure: chiefnadina: HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HARRY
Apr 29th
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Um, why do people on Facebook use a recent update...
“Hey, I’m hungry!!” “Lolol call me, bitch! :D” Uh, you couldn’t send me a fucking message? Or at least post separately on my wall? Wtf cunt?
Apr 28th
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I thought you moving away would make this...
But you seem to just not give a rat’s ass. Why is a game so much more important to you than calling me on a regular basis? You can’t just pretend we didn’t live together for a year, and saw one another every day for two, just because you moved out and to the other side of the city. I don’t know why this hurts so much. I just didn’t think it would hurt so much when...
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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Where were you while we were getting high?
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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About to play Tomb Raider. Enter the unlimited...
Make sure you don’t blow yourself up by switching something up, rofl.
Apr 28th
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When people say they're going to have a snack.
lagrandefille: haventhadadreaminalongtime:  Them: Me: gpoy
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Apr 27th
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a long...
Apr 27th
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What is the average tumblr height? put a tally by...
invisiblechickens: 5 foot or less: || 5’1”: 5’2”: I 5’3”: 5’4”: 5’5”: I 5’6”:I 5’7”: | 5’8”: 5’9”: II 5’10”: 5’11”: 5’12”: 6’ foot plus: I (if no one does this I will look like a complete noob)
Apr 27th
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The Party Bunny: I see you girls checkin’ out my... →
watershipdowneyjr: I see you girls checkin’ out my trunks I see you girls checkin’ out the front of my trunks I see you girls lookin’ at my junk Then checkin’ out my rump, then back to my sugalumps When I shake it, I shake it all up You’d probably think that my pants had the mumps It’s just my sugalump…
Apr 27th
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