December 2011
I think that's enough of my face now.
Sorry for spamming you guys.
I thought it was funny.
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God damn, my face is so fucking square.
Just tried a dance workout on Netflix.
What the fuck, I thought they said it was fun and easy.
It was hard, and sucked huge dick.
The Story so Farmp3
New Found Glory
The Story So Far | New Found Glory
I can’t remember the time or place,
Or what you were wearing,
It’s unclear about how we met,
All I know it was the best conversation that I’ve ever had,
To this day I never found someone, with eyes as wide as yours
Do guys' penises ever really stand up straight when they're sleeping and they have a boner?
Or is it just a running joke on television.
Wait, wait...
Straight edge people made the choice to not ruin their body with drugs or alcohol or whatever…
But why do they get tattoos or stretch their ears or eat junk food?
The real straight edge are monks.
Monks are badass motherfuckers.
I hate having a long piece of hair from my head stuck in my crack.
Every damn time I get out of the shower, I have to go digging in there.
Unless I forget to, and then I go out in public, and then it tickles.
UGH.
And it’s only started when I let my hair grow out.
I know this is gross, but I felt the need to share.
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Um, okay, so it was sort of like Rosemary's Baby.
Except Rosemary’s Baby was better in that aspect.
Eh.
That fake ending really fooled me.
Mostly because I’m not straight right now.
And it scared the shit out of me when they came to the house and it was all dark.
Oh god, I skipped her killing the cat.
Fuck that part.
Watching The Last Exorcism with a bowl full of kettle corn, Diet Cherry Pepsi, and while under the influence.
Hopefully this isn’t a bad combination.
why can’t i get anonymous hate like a normal blogger
I think it's time to go hookah shopping again.
Mine’s cute and stuff, but I think I want a bigger one.
Sooo...