Sorry for spamming you guys.
I thought it was funny.
What the fuck, I thought they said it was fun and easy.
It was hard, and sucked huge dick.
Or is it just a running joke on television.
Straight edge people made the choice to not ruin their body with drugs or alcohol or whatever…
But why do they get tattoos or stretch their ears or eat junk food?
The real straight edge are monks.
Monks are badass motherfuckers.
Every damn time I get out of the shower, I have to go digging in there.
Unless I forget to, and then I go out in public, and then it tickles.
And it’s only started when I let my hair grow out.
I know this is gross, but I felt the need to share.
Except Rosemary’s Baby was better in that aspect.
Mostly because I’m not straight right now.
And it scared the shit out of me when they came to the house and it was all dark.
Fuck that part.
Hopefully this isn’t a bad combination.
Mine’s cute and stuff, but I think I want a bigger one.