November 2011
Don't Turn Around....: When I stepped out of the... →
creepy-pastas: When I stepped out of the tube station, it was raining heavily outside. I opened my umbrella and started walking. But something was wrong. The atmosphere was somehow very unpleasant. Strange… Every single person I walked past didn’t have an umbrella over them. Everyone was silent and looking…
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cuntabulous: isleptwithsomeoneinymas: creepy-pastas: A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother. As she’s running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It’s her mother. She whispers to her child, “Don’t go into the kitchen. I...
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motherfuckingdiamondeyes asked: why no m&ms?
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When you can't fart because you have diarrhea.
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lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
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Food poisoning. Throwing up for the last five...
Fuck.
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Jhnen VEE: DICKLESS ZOMBIE →
jhonenv: I was talking recently about the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations and the movement in general and got onto the subject of the people who just honestly don’t give a fuck, for whatever reason, simply don’t give more than a poorly thought out joke to the idea. Naturally, like many people, I can’t…
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I made a mistake and just watched the first...
And now I have to go to bed. I even pussied out, and turned it off at the end, right before the guy gets thrown. /weak
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Yeah, I'm in a bad mood because I've had a...
And you left to hang out with your friends and left me here alone. And I’m supposed to be sunshine and smiles with you?
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putout-themoon replied to your photo: Sippin’ on some pumpkin spice creamed coffee. Ooooh, I want some. I’ll trade you some of the pumpkin bread I just made for a cup! Yes! Let’s trade.
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