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Jan 31, 201112 notes
Send Me On My Way Rusted Root

mynameisjeremie:

tremendoustits:

-drugsinmyb0dy:


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This is hands down the best shit I will ever have on my blog <3 awhhh

^ this will be the greatest thing I’ve ever reblogged. <3 

I wonder how many times I can reblog this without anyone yelling at me :)

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Jan 31, 2011

January 2011

Play
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Jan 30, 2011
Going to LA for the weekend!

Yay!

Jan 29, 2011
Jan 29, 2011124,772 notes
Back That Ass Up Juvenile

I swear to god this matches up.

Jan 29, 201141 notes
I change the date on my homework to make it seem like i did it earlier

escape-night-of-the-hunter:

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 did this today.

I used to just put the date of when I turn it in, possibly because I did it that same morning, rofl.

Jan 29, 201189,474 notes
Girl you looks good.

Won’t you back that ass up.

Jan 28, 2011
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Sippin' on gin and juice.
Jan 28, 2011
Jan 28, 201150 notes
You know. I'm always dtf. But no one wants to. Apparently I'm too fat, and ugly. So some people say anyway.

todreamtonight:

edwit:

I would totally do you, Jeremie!

But I’m not sure you feel the same. </3

Oh Sam :D
Maybe when I come to Vegas :D 

Get drunk and fuuuuuuuck.

:D

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You know. I'm always dtf. But no one wants to. Apparently I'm too fat, and ugly. So some people say anyway.

I would totally do you, Jeremie!

But I’m not sure you feel the same. </3

Jan 28, 20115 notes
Go to bathroom to take a shit.

Boyfriend calls.

Jan 28, 2011
Jeremie~!

He was a hot old man, like I said.

One of my few weaknesses, haha.

Jan 28, 2011
Jeremie~!

You should’ve followed him and gotten his name and phone number! :D

Also, a hot old man talked to me today at Starbucks, lol.

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In /soc/ in a Chubby Guy thread.

Telling them they’re all cute and such.

Haha, I love making people happy anonymously.

<3

Jan 28, 2011
When you close the wrong tab

scrotum-death:

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Then you remember you can “Undo Close Tab”

Jan 28, 201163,125 notes
When people say "only skinny people should wear skinny jeans"

ashvengenz:

I’m not skinny and I wear them. Suck it

ENJOI SEEIN MAH THIGHS, BITCH~~

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I’m wearing some right now.

And my thighs touch when I stand.

Sorry, I have shapely legs. <3

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fuckyeahchubbygirls: The chubby best friend. → fuckyeahchubbygirls.tumblr.com

porphyriacutaneatarda:

ilikefucking:

xpr0blematique:

ilikefucking:

fuckyeahchubbygirls:

See the cute girl on the right? Yeah thats not me. Thats my best friend of 11 years, who is a pageant star and model. As for me well, I’m the 5’5, 134 pound girl on the left. I’ve always hated my body, always. I’ve never even like going to the pool/beach because I can’t stand my body. I’m chubby,…

seriously?

134 is like 5 pounds away for AVERAGE. 

This isn’t thinspo hunny

if she thinks she has love handles & her stomach is huge

then what the fuck does that make me? UGH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT SHIT

I REALLY DO

ferreal. 

Damn, I must be like super bbdubs then. 

I only weight like 75 pounds more than her.

UGH

They have almost the same exact body type. 

I smell troll. >.>

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iPhone autocorrecting words that were fine to begin with.

And making everything all awkward.

THANKS FUCKING IPHONE!

Jan 28, 2011
Paulie's face when he sees Sammi's shit thrown everywhere.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jan 28, 2011
Sammi, you're a bitch

Shut the fuck up.

Jan 28, 20112 notes
#Jersey Shore lol
Jan 28, 2011
Losing followers like crazy :) Its okay.

todreamtonight:

Like I give a fuck.

Followers don’t like that you can’t do math, lol.

It’s okay, fuck them.

Math is fucking hard anyway.

Jan 27, 2011
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Jan 27, 2011
40-32/2^4x5+3

todreamtonight:

edwit:

40-32/2^4x5+3

2^4=2x2x2x2=16

40-32/16x5+3

32/16=2

40-2x5+3

2x5=10

40-10+3

40-10=30

30+3=33

Sam is my hero ladies and gents  :)

Remember when doing these

Parenthesis/Powers

Multiply/Divide from left to right

Add/Subtract from left to right.

<3

Jan 27, 2011
Jan 27, 2011
40-32/2^4x5+3

40-32/2^4x5+3

2^4=2x2x2x2=16

40-32/16x5+3

32/16=2

40-2x5+3

2x5=10

40-10+3

40-10=30

30+3=33

Jan 27, 2011
Seriously Whats (7-2)x6/3+2(5-2)to the 2nd power?

7-2=5

5x6/3+2(5-2)^2

5-2=3

5x6/3+2x3^2

3^2=9

5x6/3+2x9

5x6=30

30/3+2x9

30/3=10

10+2x9

2x9=18

10+18=28

Jan 27, 2011
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? WHY CAN'T I DO BASIC MATHHHHHHHHHHH!

todreamtonight:

And no one seems to help.

Get someone on Skype with you!

Jan 27, 2011
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Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiredddddddddddddddd

Good night. <3

Jan 27, 2011
Need... to... brush... hair...

It feels so gross. :<

Jan 27, 2011
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