January 2011
lets see how many notes this duck can get before...
lionheartedchloe:
airkuh:
absolutezerification:
+1
this had made my day.
December 2010
I wish...
I could wear cute costume jewelry.
Damn my allergies. :(
IT'S RAINING AGAIN...
YAY!!!
Toddlers and Tiaras is on.
porphyriacutaneatarda:
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Lets make up and spray-tan our daughters to be judged by pedophiles!
I love this show! Those little girls don’t have a chance at life.
Bitch, you wanna have a problem with me?
Okay, bring it, I’ll get your stupid ass fired.
You fucking forty year old Oompa Loompa, bitch.
You need to watch who you’re talking to and messing with.
/rant
Watchepitomeofmediocrity:
dearmothermonster:
burnedoutparadise:
yourbonesaremybones-:
OMG
i love this girl oh my god
i laughed so hard
what…what…what..what the hell is air?
this was how my Christmas was this year.
I thought you couldn’t light the candles because you’re a woman.
For Christmas, I got...
A FREAKING KINDLE! YES!!!
And I downloaded the new book from my favorite series for FIVE BUCKS LESS than it would have been in store!
My boyfriend is the best. Around. Nothing’s ever gonna keep him down.
One thing it does that’s so cool, it has a percentage rating of how far you are into the book. Haha.
So....
Yesterday, for the first time, I actually pet a guinea pig.
It was squealing and everything, and it was too cute.
I guess the squealing was just from pleasure, haha.
And it was cuddling my neck.
Too amazing.
Coffee and rain time!
WOOT!
Today...
My boyfriend told me not to buy him anything for Christmas because he didn’t want to buy me anything. Then we went to Victoria’s Secret, he bought me some panties, and asked for a giftbox. Then he informed me I wasn’t getting them until Christmas. And I have to wrap them along all of the other gifts he bought for everyone else.
I can’t buy him anything now because I have...
Ah, three in the morning...
How peaceful and wonderful you are.
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porphyriacutaneatarda:
i-give-zero-fucks:
fueledbyalex:
amongstdallaslights:
averyirregularhead-:
johnnyramone-:
robertplantinleatherpants:
johnpaulscones:
tetepownshend:
shpacecowboy:
stuartsutcliffe:
shinysharlitins:
waterandlemons:
themumbler:
madbabyruthless:
60-feet-tall:
…
Bring me the horizon XD
Breathe Carolina.
Paramore
The Swellers
...
aimsnapfail:
i keep spillingrum down my shirt :(
Share!
Anna Paquin - from True Blood - was Freddie Prinze Jr.’s sister in She’s All That.
Blew my mind, that did.
Finally watched the Miley Cyrus+bong video...
Good for her.
She’s tried to stray away from being every little girls’ hero, and now she wants to party like a teenager, just like most of us.
Sure, she was smoking salvia, but you know what?
It’s legal for eighteen year old people.
And she’s eighteen.
Her dad needs to stop pretending she’s thirteen. Or eight. And society needs to, too.
Not that I like her or...
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sleeplessjeremie:
acciodoctorboosh:
iclemyer:
nerdasaurus-rex:
harrygivememywand:
accio-brobama:
ghostofhislastlaugh:
Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Oliver Phelps.
Darren Criss
Joey Richter
Since my two were already taken^^ Heath Ledger!
Emma Watson
The AAA guy who fixed my truck :-D
Wow, no one said him?
Of course, ALAN RICKMAN!
I can imagine it, sitting in front of a fire...
Reblog if you have met someone on tumblr that you...
porphyriacutaneatarda:
edwit:
sleeplessjeremie:
lagrandefille:
pussybow:
birdsvsbees:
oldfamiliarway:
So many of you. So. Many. Like all of you, basically.
Some of you actually live in michigan so … what’s up with that?
like… every last one of you…
Um, so many!
All of them :)
Jeremie a thousand times. :D
All of you. Let’s all eat pizza and watch Star Wars together.
We...
Holy fuck I have a hankering for sushi.
aimsnapfail:
newdart:
Who’s in?
I have dynamite rolls in my fridge.
I have an all night, all you can eat sushi place by me. Living in Vegas has some perks, lol.
Reblog if you have met someone on tumblr that you...
sleeplessjeremie:
lagrandefille:
pussybow:
birdsvsbees:
oldfamiliarway:
So many of you. So. Many. Like all of you, basically.
Some of you actually live in michigan so … what’s up with that?
like… every last one of you…
Um, so many!
All of them :)
Jeremie a thousand times. :D
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epitomeofmediocrity reblogged your photo: stakkida: so everyone has been getting in the…
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Is this for real?
My rant is legit. As for the rest, I’m sure she’s trying to dispose of her laundered drug money before she gets caught. She does so by exploiting…
lol it would be more like a pool of coke in the triangular crack at the base of the penis and the space above the...
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