Here's some random, shittastic info about me:
My name is Sam.
I'm twenty-one years old.
I live in Vegas.
I'm a fat girl.
But I'm fantastic.

dampsandwich:

tsuthetiger:

pidgeot:

dampsandwich:

nobody fucked with me on the playground

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nobody fucked with you in bed either

yu-gi-ow

this post is awful and you two idiots made it worse

(Source: cannabinomad)

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

bitchface-loves-you:

Taking selfies while I sing along to my favorite music AKA NOT A GOOD IDEA BUT I LIKED IT PART ONE BITCHES

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

(Source: dogs420)

jhonenv:

Down with the dorky-looking male-dominated system of cartoon space-show production!
bravestwarriors:

Meanwhile, at Frederator Studios in Burbank: storyboard breakdown for Bravest Warriors, episode BW205.
Left to right: boarder Kris Wimberly, writer Jhonen Vasquez (creator of Invader Zim), director Breehn Burns, creative director James Burks.
Thanks to Frederator Studios for sharing this pic with us at Cartoon Hangover

jhonenv:

Down with the dorky-looking male-dominated system of cartoon space-show production!

bravestwarriors:

Meanwhile, at Frederator Studios in Burbank: storyboard breakdown for Bravest Warriors, episode BW205.

Left to right: boarder Kris Wimberly, writer Jhonen Vasquez (creator of Invader Zim), director Breehn Burns, creative director James Burks.

Thanks to Frederator Studios for sharing this pic with us at Cartoon Hangover

Reblog if convenient.

jmkitsune:

allonsy221b:

heresyourhost:

If inconvenient, reblog anyway.

Could be dangerous

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johnfkennedy:

ibukl:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

A 9,750 FOOT TALL MOUNTAIN IS NOT A VERY CLIMBABLE HILL

its climbable if you believe

birthmoviesdeath:

If you want to see a picture of Creedence Clearwater Revival dining at Taco Bell in 1969, here you go.  –EH

birthmoviesdeath:

If you want to see a picture of Creedence Clearwater Revival dining at Taco Bell in 1969, here you go.  –EH

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

im dreaming of a #FFFFFF christmas

WHO THE HECK BROUGHT THIS POST BACK IT S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS

shersocks:

When you put a spoon under water and it does the thing

shersocks:

When you put a spoon under water and it does the thing

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands