Here's some random, shittastic info about me:
My name is Sam.
I'm twenty-one years old.
I live in Vegas.
I'm a fat girl.
But I'm fantastic.
I didn’t make these and I don’t know what video they’re from. I just post things to make people happy.
Right now I’m crying.
Because the bag my burrito was in ripped, and the burrito wasn’t wrapped well enough in the foil, so it all landed on the ground.
So basically I spent nine dollars on a fucking soda.
I don’t have money for this shit.
m4ge:
HE’S BACK
this man is the best storyteller ever
I CAN’T
I CAN’T EFFING BREATH
this man, oh my lanta I need to be his friend
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
This forever and ever. I wish to do this in the summer.
(Source: royalelectric)
